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December 13, 2002 The Billy Ocean Sputterings I am disappointed by the fact that I was born into, arguably, the worst decade in human history. I mean, aside from possibly New Order, NC State's upset of Phi Slamma Jamma and Ferris Bueller's Day Off, no one gives a fuck about the 80s. The 80s! How bloody boring and unfashionable. Not to mention that we had lost the freedom gained during the 70s. Stupid prevalence of STDs, Japanese infiltration and, worst of all, Disco. Disco is the devil! Most importantly, the 80s told the world disrespecting your parents is okay, that world politics are America-centric, that by making an effort in feeding 3.2 kids in Bangladesh, you will sell 3.2 billion records, and that your mom does cocaine. And that is all good. Actually, come to think of it, I'm just extremely bitter about the fact that I'm not as cool as Emilio Estavez. That I never got it on with Molly Ringwald. That the fucking rabbit never got some I need sleep. | |||