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January 10, 2003
Before the Endzone
I was going to put up some motivational away message for my Tennessee Titans until I realized that I had used up all possible save slots. This led to me conclude that it was time for me to delete a few of the old ones. So, in memoriam, here are some of the ones being deleted.
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UNREAL TOURNAMENT 2003.
Because in the future, murder has a higher learning curve than cooking.
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PLEASE QUIT SHOWING THE FOOTAGE OF THE DYSON MISSING THE ENDZONE BY ONE YARD IN THE SUPER BOWL PLZ PLZ PLZ I HATE YOU ABC I AM SADDENED GO TITANS GO GO GO DIE PATS DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Say hello and don't look back in anger, because you'll find your wonderwall right behind that champagne supernova.
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SEMI-FINAL PREDICTIONS:
Germany 2 : Korea* 1
Brazil 3 : Turkey* 1
*Team I'm supporting.
QUARTERFINAL
PREDICTIONS/RESULTS (4 for 4, baby):
Brazil 2 : England* 1 <--correct
Germany 2 : USA* 0 <--Germany won 1-0
Korea* 1 : Spain 0 <--Korea won (!) 5-3 in Penalty Kicks after 0-0 draw in regulation
Turkey 2 : Senegal* 1 <--Turkey won 1-0 in Overtime
*Team I'm supporting.
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NEED FOR SPEED: HOT PURSUIT 2.
Somehow, tearing through rural settings in a Lamborghini gives me the sense that I don't have enough money. Yes, that's it.
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KOREA 2 : ITALY 1
Something has gone awry in the land of the kimchi, but world rejoices nonetheless. Unbelievable.
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JUBILEE MARKETPLACE.
Korean-owned gourmet grocery servicing the greater Wall Street area. I'm there now getting ripped off.
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I AM BITTER.
#2 Texas 24
#3 Oklahoma 35
(Final)
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HITMAN 2: SILENT ASSASSIN.
Murder blended with a special order of sustainable finance; I'll kill you before you know it.
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GRAND THEFT AUTO III.
Exercising my right to recklessly endanger the inhabitants of the city.
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EASTLAKE EXPRESS:
When you can get Chinese food in Manhattan for $3 outside of Chinatown, you know that shit's shady as hell.
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Yahoo! Pool is fucking evil...
06:22 EDT, 13 May 2002 maytse2001 loss
06:18 EDT, 13 May 2002 maytse2001 loss
06:12 EDT, 13 May 2002 maytse2001 loss
06:07 EDT, 13 May 2002 maytse2001 loss
06:03 EDT, 13 May 2002 maytse2001 loss
05:59 EDT, 13 May 2002 maytse2001 win
05:53 EDT, 13 May 2002 maytse2001 loss
05:47 EDT, 13 May 2002 maytse2001 loss
05:41 EDT, 13 May 2002 maytse2001 loss
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In some ways, this is a summary of events through the last 8 or so months of my life. Pretty amusing that this is my third entry about away messages, eh?
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