January 10, 2003

Before the Endzone

I was going to put up some motivational away message for my Tennessee Titans until I realized that I had used up all possible save slots. This led to me conclude that it was time for me to delete a few of the old ones. So, in memoriam, here are some of the ones being deleted.

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UNREAL TOURNAMENT 2003.

Because in the future, murder has a higher learning curve than cooking.

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PLEASE QUIT SHOWING THE FOOTAGE OF THE DYSON MISSING THE ENDZONE BY ONE YARD IN THE SUPER BOWL PLZ PLZ PLZ I HATE YOU ABC I AM SADDENED GO TITANS GO GO GO DIE PATS DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Say hello and don't look back in anger, because you'll find your wonderwall right behind that champagne supernova.

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SEMI-FINAL PREDICTIONS:
Germany 2 : Korea* 1
Brazil 3 : Turkey* 1

*Team I'm supporting.

QUARTERFINAL
PREDICTIONS/RESULTS (4 for 4, baby):

Brazil 2 : England* 1 <--correct

Germany 2 : USA* 0 <--Germany won 1-0

Korea* 1 : Spain 0 <--Korea won (!) 5-3 in Penalty Kicks after 0-0 draw in regulation

Turkey 2 : Senegal* 1 <--Turkey won 1-0 in Overtime

*Team I'm supporting.

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NEED FOR SPEED: HOT PURSUIT 2.

Somehow, tearing through rural settings in a Lamborghini gives me the sense that I don't have enough money. Yes, that's it.

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KOREA 2 : ITALY 1

Something has gone awry in the land of the kimchi, but world rejoices nonetheless. Unbelievable.

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JUBILEE MARKETPLACE.

Korean-owned gourmet grocery servicing the greater Wall Street area. I'm there now getting ripped off.

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I AM BITTER.

#2 Texas 24
#3 Oklahoma 35
(Final)

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HITMAN 2: SILENT ASSASSIN.

Murder blended with a special order of sustainable finance; I'll kill you before you know it.

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GRAND THEFT AUTO III.

Exercising my right to recklessly endanger the inhabitants of the city.

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EASTLAKE EXPRESS:

When you can get Chinese food in Manhattan for $3 outside of Chinatown, you know that shit's shady as hell.

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Yahoo! Pool is fucking evil...

06:22 EDT, 13 May 2002 maytse2001 loss
06:18 EDT, 13 May 2002 maytse2001 loss
06:12 EDT, 13 May 2002 maytse2001 loss
06:07 EDT, 13 May 2002 maytse2001 loss
06:03 EDT, 13 May 2002 maytse2001 loss
05:59 EDT, 13 May 2002 maytse2001 win
05:53 EDT, 13 May 2002 maytse2001 loss
05:47 EDT, 13 May 2002 maytse2001 loss
05:41 EDT, 13 May 2002 maytse2001 loss

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In some ways, this is a summary of events through the last 8 or so months of my life. Pretty amusing that this is my third entry about away messages, eh?

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