Veritable Coma / November 03 2003

"I've been here before."

Hey, wait, what the hell. You can't do that to me. This is my neighborhood, my chance to show you around. You can't tell me you've already been here!

"That guy I met brought me here."

Did you just say that? I can't believe you just said that. Really, you've got to be kidding me. You're telling me I'm second place? That I'm copying someone else? No way, darling. That's not allowed.

"I think we sat... right here!"

What, do you enjoy adding insult to injury? This is ridiculous. I think I'm going to get up and walk away. I don't think this is legal in 42 states.

Twenty minutes later, as we split the Mississippi Something With Something Chocolate cake, I'd forgotten about everything. I was just happy that she was there with me, smiling and laughing. Just perfect.

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